Here you go mom! This one’s for you!

On today’s menu, a mold pimento loaf and some grass in jello!

I’ve got two for this one – the standard – Nice Rack Bob! And, it’s like he’s back in high school… he got a little too excited for no real reason and now he’s using the ribs to hide his, er… um… excitement.

I’m not sure if this is an appetizer, main course or dessert, but I can tell you one thing – I will never eat anything that looks like a baboon’s ass. It’s just a rule I have.

“Hey kids, while mommy was whipping up her favorite drink, bourbon with a whiskey chaser, I made you all some sundaes to make up for the other mistakes. Let mommy just light her cigarette and I’ll bring them out… Holy shit! The sundaes are on fire! Goddammit! I am done with this housewife shit! We’re getting someone in here to do this crap for me!”
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I’m so glad – radishes, hard boiled eggs, olives and cat food. A perfect meal in under $2!

I’m pretty sure I’ve fished something like this out of my cat’s litter box, it just hasn’t been presented to me as nicely as pictured above.


