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Last night my friend and I went to check out the Christmas lights around town.  We went to one of my favorites over in West Seattle.

First, here’s the nativity scene.  Your standard nativity – 3 wise men, Mary, Joseph, LBJ (Little baby Jesus) and a few assorted animals.

But upon closer inspection, the LBJ was not the one that came with the original set.  It was a doll.  No problem.  Apparently the LBJ is a popular item for the teens to swipe off the lawn.  But it’s not the soulless doll eyes that’s strange.  It’s the fact that LBJ has a hat on.

That’s a knit hat.  Who knew that even as a baby, Jesus was a fashion icon.  I mean, we all know he started the Air Jesus sandals trend (Mom, air Jesus sandals are Birkenstocks or Teva sandals).  I had no idea that he was responsible for single handedly bringing the knit hat in fashion.  Not only did he die for our sins but apparently he should be the next winner of the VH1 fashion icon lifetime achievement award.

There’s also a few strange things going on with the Santas that were on the lawn.  For instance, apparently this Santa and his “ride” were out drinking.

I mean look at them.   They can’t even stand up.

Or perhaps this Santa.  At first glance everything looks normal but…

it looks like that dog is covering up Santa’s naughty bits.  That dog does not look happy.  And what is that look on Santa’s face all about?  It’s very upsetting.

and lastly here’s Kink and her good friend Bob sharing a moment.